24th of October. Not too early at all.
I couldn’t help myself. It’s a classic Star Wars “Milk Chocolate Calendar” with “24 Festive Milk Chocolate Shapes”. And with a Death Star game on the back!
But really, IT’S STILL OCTOBER! I’ve been seeing the first wave of Christmas stuff in the shops since the end of September and I’ve resisted the temptation to scream “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK” at passers-by and shop assistants. You know, just because.